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Old 10-27-2015, 07:10 PM   #1
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The Zen Master and the Hot Dog Vendor

The Zen Master and the Hot Dog Vendor

What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
But very few people know the whole conversation that took place. Here it is:

A Zen master walked up to a hot dog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

So the vendor made a hot dog with the works for the Zen master and told him it would be two bucks. The Zen master gave him a $20 bill, which the vendor promptly put into the cash drawer. The Zen master then asked, "Where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor replied, "Change must come from within."
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