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Old 03-18-2007, 01:31 PM   #1
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They Walk Among Us ...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of
this deal.

It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read:
"Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it. Caution...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

===================

One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....

"Look at that dead bird!"

Someone looked up at the sky and said...

"Where???"

*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

===================

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which direction was north because,
he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*

===================

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him,

"The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded,
"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*

===================

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore.

She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because
the car was moving".

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*

===================

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*

===================

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount on both....

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

===================

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.

So I went to the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*

===================

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

*Yep,
THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too !!!!!!!!*
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Old 03-18-2007, 01:31 PM   #2
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They Walk Among Us ...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard
and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.
You want it, you take it."

For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of
this deal.

It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read:
"Fridge for sale $50."

The next day someone stole it. Caution...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote! *

===================

One day I was walking down the beach with
some friends when someone shouted....

"Look at that dead bird!"

Someone looked up at the sky and said...

"Where???"

*They Walk among us and they Vote!!*

===================

While looking at a house, my brother asked the
real estate agent which direction was north because,
he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning.

She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"

When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east,
and has for sometime.

She shook her head and said,
"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!*

===================

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center.

One day I got a call from an individual who asked
what hours the call center was open. I told him,

"The number you dialed is open
24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

He responded,
"Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"

Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!*

===================

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to
the shore.

She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because
the car was moving".

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!*

===================

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped.

She keeps it in the trunk...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!*

===================

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed
that the cases were discounted 10%.

Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10%
and gave us a 20% discount on both....

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!*

===================

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area.

So I went to the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that my bags never showed up.

She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
a trained professional and I was in good hands.

"Now," she asked me,
"Has your plane arrived yet?"...

*They Walk Among Us and They Vote!!!!!!!!*

===================

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go.

He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him
if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.

He thought about it for some time before responding.

"Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

*Yep,
THEY Walk Among Us, and, Dear Me, They Vote too !!!!!!!!*
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:08 AM   #3
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I go through the drive through at McD's, ask for a regular large coffee, a large hot chocolate and 2 apple pies. The clerk asks if I want any ketchup with that. I wonder who hatched that one, it shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
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Old 03-19-2007, 08:19 AM   #4
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Just goes to show that the gene pool could use some bleach now and then....

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Rusty, just a little bleach? Maybe pure bleach would help out.
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Sent a copy of this to my kids. Stacey (Cashier at Dollar Tree) sent me this...
Overheard at my job: *Group of people talking* "If you can type on a
keyboard you can type on a typewriter."

Her most common complaint. People asking "What does this cost?" (And the name of the store they are in is...?)
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXiceman:
Rusty, just a little bleach? Maybe pure bleach would help out. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Gene pool is way too small..9 generations and none of them have ever been farther than the front yard
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