Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 7 - Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 6 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 5 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 4 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 3 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird . Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we do not have a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
Note: Had to take number 2 out because this is a family oriented site.