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Old 04-08-2007, 09:10 AM   #1
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These are cute.......

1.. My Wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought She was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!</span>

Tania and Dave
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Old 04-08-2007, 09:10 AM   #2
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These are cute.......

1.. My Wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought She was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive

7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">HAPPY EASTER EVERYBODY!</span>

Tania and Dave
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Old 04-08-2007, 10:15 AM   #3
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Hey Dave,

Thanks for the laughs !!! Also sorry to say there is way to much truth in some of them!! Happy Easter to You & Tania!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 12:39 PM   #4
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Hi Al! How the heck are you and Sandy doin'? Like you, we've got two grown kids but traded in the pets for 6 grandkids (ages 5 to 17). I'll be the pets mind better!

Tania and I often talk about our trip together down I-95 from Emporia, Virginia to Myrtle Beach, SC in 2001 for the first iRV2 rally. That was the first time we ever caravaned with anyone.

Be sure to say Hi to Sandy for us. Like you, she is a class act!

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Old 04-09-2007, 01:17 PM   #5
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Hey Dave,

I will tell Sandy you guys said hello, and altough we did first meet at the 1st National iRV2 Rall in Myrtle Beach 2001! I am sorry to say it was not us who you caravaned down with, not that it would not have been fun!! We do hope they have another one there soon. We were just at Ocean Lakes this past Nov. but was not the same with out all the great iRV2 folks!! Since you and Tania are wintering up in Rochester, NY is there any chance you could join the NorEaster at our Spring Rally in May, it is in Ct?? Would be nice to see you both again !!
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