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Elkhartjim · 05-02-2010, 07:21 AM

You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

Tame Way.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psychopath

4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?

Dam!

6. What Do Eskimos Get >From Sitting On The Ice too Long?

Polaroids

7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?

A Stick

8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

Nacho Cheese.

9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

Quatro Cinco.

11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?

Frostbite.

13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

Anyone Can Roast Beef ....

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?

Sanka.

19. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckles On Their Hats.

20. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

Now, admit it... at least one of these made you smile.

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JC2 · 05-02-2010, 08:01 AM

It's been a long winter hasn't it.

bdpreece · 05-02-2010, 01:52 PM

Somebody needs to go camping.

Wayne M · 05-02-2010, 08:14 PM

Jim,
Head West and meet up with us. You need to get out!

Clonetrooper · 05-03-2010, 10:23 PM

There's my old clean one that always gets em... "So have you seen the quarter with a horse on it?" hold up the quarter "Oh yes" " Do you know what type of horse that is?" "No..I can't really tell" usual answer, people don't care what type of horse is on a quarter. "Why it's a quarter horse. See." Hold up the quarter. Brightened up every convenience store clerks day that I've gotten with it. My son really enjoyed your post, thanks Jim.
KC

Elkhartjim · 05-04-2010, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne M

Jim,
Head West and meet up with us. You need to get out!

Well we would but I'm trying to figure an alternate means of keeping my food cool.

GMAC insurance stated in the FMCA mag that we will certainly burn our rv to the ground if we use propane. I just don't know what to do!!!

**CLIFFTALL** · 05-04-2010, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elkhartjim

Well we would but I'm trying to figure an alternate means of keeping my food cool.

GMAC insurance stated in the FMCA mag that we will certainly burn our rv to the ground if we use propane. I just don't know what to do!!!

Have FAITH

Clonetrooper · 05-04-2010, 05:36 PM

My 2 cents, I disconected my dash A/C compressor on engine. Run fridge and house A/C's off gen. The dash A/C compressor takes some hp. Get 12+mpg (275 Cummins)running here in semi flat Central Texas. Don't have my VMSpc yet so not sure if this is worth it or not. I have two kids that use a lot of juice no choice on running gen. I know you've been doing this a long time and probably don't want gen purring all the time when not on SP. BTW, Always enjoy reading your posts.
KC

Seajay · 05-04-2010, 09:04 PM

Jim .... You need a piece of plywood with ''SEE OTHER SIDE'' written on both sides so you will stay busy 'cause you aint got enough to do .........lol......
good post my friend ...It made me giggle....
Seajay the sailor man

Wayne M · 05-04-2010, 09:14 PM

Jim,
Ice chests work real well. And with all the storage you have, plus the back seat of the TOAD, you could carry several ice chests to cool your beverages.

Tomorrow El Centro, CA. Come on, that's only a days drive for some one as fast as you are.