Three for one

[mick]

LENA and OLE ---

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

Late one night, Lena vakes up Ole

and says, 'I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere

tractor and took her

to the hospital to have their

first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor

looked over at Ole and

said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!

' Well, Ole got excited by dis,

but yust den the doctor spoke

up and said,

'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!

' The doctor den held up

a little girl.. He said, 'Hey, Ole!

You got you a daughter!

' She's a pretty little ting, too.'

Ole got kind of puzzled by this,

an then the doctor said,

'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't

done yet!' The doctor then

delivered another boy and said,

Ole, you yust had yourself

another boy!'

Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought

Lena and their three Children

home in the self-propelled combine.

He was real serious and he asked

Lena , 'How come we got tree on

the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night

we ran out of Vaseline and You vent

out in the garage and got dat dere

3-in-1 Oil?'

Ole said, 'Yeah, I do... Uffda!

It's a darn good ting I didn't get

the WD-40.

[puttin]

Thanks Mick...my kind of humor!

[wa8yxm]

Good one!!!!!!!