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Old 04-27-2013, 08:23 AM   #1
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Three Little Piggies

The Original Story of THREE LITTLE PIGS!

The Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came over and they gave their drink order..

'I would like a Sprite,' said the first little piggy.

'I would like a Coke,' said the second little piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

'I want a nice big steak,' said the first piggy.

'I would like the salad plate,' said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

'I want a banana split,' said the first piggy.

'The chocolate cheesecake, with whipped cream, please', said the second piggy.

'I want beer, lots and lots of beer,' exclaimed the third little piggy.

'Pardon my curiosity,' said the waiter to the third little piggy, 'But why have you only ordered beer all evening?'

You're gonna LOVE me for this.... The third piggy says -

'Well, SOMEBODY has to go "Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"'
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Aren't you sorry I have the ability to post on this forum??
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Old 04-27-2013, 09:18 AM   #2
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Aren't you sorry I have the ability to post on this forum??
I'm just sorry I don't have the willpower to not read them.

You'd think I'd know better by now.
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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
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Anytime I see anything posted here by Wayne, I cringe a little when opening it...
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Is that piggy for "Glutton for punishment?"
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Is that piggy for "Glutton for punishment?"
If the story was about sheep instead of pigs he could be a "Mutton for punishment".
Sorry, Wayne but you deserved that one!
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Now I know what the little pig in the TV commercial is yelling..

Weeee...... Weee...... Weee.... for,

Right?
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