Three Men On A Hike

[JC2]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon
a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the other side,
The first man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength to cross the river.'

Poof! .. God gave him big arms and strong legs
And he was able to swim
Across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed:
'God, please give me
Strength and the tools to cross the river'

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms
And strong legs and he
Was able to row across in about an hour
After almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men,
The third man prayed:
'God, please give me the strength,
The tools and the intelligence
To cross the river'

Poof! .. He was turned into a woman.
She checked the map,
Hiked one
Hundred yards up stream
And walked across the bridge.

'If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!'

[bobnshirlene]

Love it!!!!

[alageezer]

Grandma thought that was not only funny, but accurate.

[Chuck 1935]

Reminds me of the story of this gentleman that wanted a certain part to drag on the ground and POOF He had no legs!!!! Gots to be more careful for what you wish for.

[Dragonrover]

Good one... gave me a chuckle or two