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Old 05-04-2006, 06:21 AM   #1
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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always
feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet
and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 60 year old. "When you're 70, you can't
take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet
all day and nothing comes out !"

"Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse -
no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six
thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?"

To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!"
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Old 05-04-2006, 06:21 AM   #2
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Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," announced the 60 year old. "You always
feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet
and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 60 year old. "When you're 70, you can't
take a crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran - you sit on the toilet
all day and nothing comes out !"

"Actually," said the eighty year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing too?", asked the sixty year old.
"No ... not really. I pee every morning at 6AM. I pee like a race horse -
no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble taking a crap?", asked the 70 year old.
"No, not really. I have a great bowel movement every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this straight.
You pee every morning at six o'clock and take a crap every morning at six
thirty. What's so tough about being eighty?"

To which the eighty year old replied - "I don't wake up until ten!"
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