For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I
wonder what the waitress
would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast as this guy
A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I
want three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a
pair of headlights and
a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts
'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes;
a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and
a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!
'Oh ... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a
bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'
(I love this one ...! )
She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!
Dennis & Carol
2003, 4006, 41' DutchStar,
Spartan, ISC 8.3L W/BanksPower - 2013 Honda CRV, BlueOx Baseplate, Aventa Bar & Patriot Brake. And the 04 Bird, Sunshine Car.