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Old 02-08-2014, 10:31 AM   #1
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Trucker's Breakfast

For many who travel, often the best food is a truck stop. I
wonder what the waitress
would have to say if someone actually ordered their breakfast as this guy

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe' and placed his order. He said I
want three flat
tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.'

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the
kitchen and
said to the cook, 'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a
pair of headlights and
a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts

'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires ... mean three pancakes;
a pair of headlights ... is two eggs sunny side up; and
a pair of running boards ... are 2 slices of crisp bacon!

'Oh ... OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then
spooned up a
bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for, Blondie?'

(I love this one ...! )

She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,
headlights and running boards,
you might as well gas up!

Dennis & Carol
2003, 4006, 41' DutchStar, Spartan, ISC 8.3L W/BanksPower - 2013 Honda CRV, BlueOx Baseplate, Aventa Bar & Patriot Brake. And the 04 Bird, Sunshine Car.
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Old 02-08-2014, 06:59 PM   #2
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Hey if I could gas my unit for the price of a bowl of beans. I'd be very happy and probably never stop rollin'.

FREG/P under 45', over 300 hp under 600 lb ft torque.
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