Truisims (1)

[Wayne M]

Aim Low,
Reach Your
Goals, Avoid
Disappointment
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Artificial
intelligence
is no match
for Natural
Stupidity.
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Doing a job RIGHT
the first time gets the
job done.
Doing the job
WRONG fourteen
times give you job security
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Murphy's Technology Law
#1

You can never tell which
way the train went by
looking
at the track.
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TEAMWORK
means never
having to take
all the blame
yourself.
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[wa8yxm]

I see you included a Murphy's law.

Interesting: When I first saw Murphy's law, in the science teacher's office at college, My response was "If NOTHING can go wrong, it will anyway"

Well, on the back cover of the paperback "Murphy's laws and other reasons thigns go wrong" is "Davis' Corollary to Murphy's Law" "If nothing can go wrong it will anyway"

My name is, in fact, Davis.

[Wayne M]

Murphy's Technology Law
#2

Logic is a systematic
Method of coming to the
wrong conclusion with
confidence

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If at first
you don't
succeed, try
management

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I'm having
a
SALMON DAY

The experience of spending
an entire day swimming
upstream only to get screwed
and die in the end.

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Never argue with an
idiot.
They drag you down
to their level,
then beat you with
experience

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When you're having a
really bad day and it
seems like people are
trying to tick you off,
remember it takes 42
muscles to frown and
only 4 to extend your
middle finger.

Now get back to work.

[Wayne M]

I don't suffer from
Stress.
I'm a carrier
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If you had to
identify, in one word,
the reason why the
human race has not
achieved, and never
will achieve, its full
potential, that word
would be
"meetings."
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There are very few
personal problems
that cannot be solved
through a
suitable application of
high explosives.
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Needing someone is
like needing a
parachute.
If he isn't there the
first time you need
him,
chances are you won't
be needing him again.
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[Midniteoyl]

more, please..

[Wayne M]

Rome did not create a
great empire by
having meetings; they
did it by
killing all those who
opposed them
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On the keyboard of
life,
always keep one
finger on the escape
key
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Learn from the
mistakes of others,
you can't live long
enough to make them
all yourself
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If you except a job
always give 100%
at work

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
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My First
Priority is
Your
Priorities and
Everyone
Else's
Priorities!
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There is enough
time to get
everything done
right, but there
is not enough
tie to get
everything done
at once
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[Wayne M]

A pat on the
back is only
a few
inches from a
kick in the butt
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If I worked as
much as
others, I
would do as
little as they
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If you are
good, you will
be assigned
all the work. If
you are really
good, you will
get out of it
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You can go
anywhere
you want if
you look
serious and
carry a
clipboard
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Don't be
irreplaceable,
if you can't
be replaced,
you can't be
promoted
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The tongue weighs
practically nothing,
but so few people can
hold it
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[Midniteoyl]

I like those

[Wayne M]

If you can't
get your
work done in
the first 24
hours, work
nights
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Accept that some
days you're the pigeon,
and some days you're
the statue
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Tell me what you
need,
and I'll tell you how
to get along without
it

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What one person does
not know another
does and we network
to find out what
works and what
doesn't

In other words, we
share information
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I know the majority of
people have done
something really
significant.

But so have I.

I stand on my own
level.
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[svdreamer]

Thank you for these. And, please, keep them coming.

[Wayne M]

I don't have an
attitude problem.
You have a
perception problem.
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Am I getting smart
with you?
How would you
know?
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[Wayne M]

All of these were pinned to the wall behind my chair when i was working. The situation of the day predicated which one would get pinned.

The following one had the most time on the wall.

See next post, and last post on Truisms.

[Wayne M]

I spent over 365 days on
hilltops in Vietnam
where millions of crazies
tried every moment to
kill me. If what we got
to do is not any more
intense than that, then
we can handle it in good
time. You need to sit
back give the orders and
let the workers get the
job done right the first
time.

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Ya'll have fun now, ya hear!