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Old 03-03-2013, 07:44 PM   #1
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Ukrainian women are TOUGH!

An elderly Ukrainian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite perogi with fried onions wafting up the stairs.

He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.. Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

Downstairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite perogi.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the perogi was already in his mouth. With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.

'Get away!' she said. "Those are for the funeral"
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When Garrison Keillor told that joke TODAY on Prairie Home Companion, it was an
"Ole and Lena" (Norwegian) joke.
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Old 03-03-2013, 07:56 PM   #3
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funny LOL
there is a joke thread here:
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you might like some of those as well
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When Garrison Keillor told that joke TODAY on Prairie Home Companion, it was an
"Ole and Lena" (Norwegian) joke.
Love it!
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You'd think after 60 years, he would know better!
When Momma's cooking up something for a special occasion...KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.
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If you don't die of natural causes you will be beaten to death with a wooden spoon.
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