Vacant Super Bowl seat
Joe goes to the Super Bowl. His seat is in the nosebleed section, but at
least he's at the Super Bowl.
He starts looking around the stadium with his binoculars and sees a guy
about 5 rows off the field on the 50 yard line with an empty seat beside
him. This is driving Joe nuts, so at half time, he goes down and asks the
guy why he has a vacant seat in such a choice location.
The guy says, "My wife and I bought these seats a long time ago. But
unfortunately, she passed away."
"Oh, I'm really sorry to hear that", Joe says, "But why didn't you give the
ticket to another relative or a friend?"
The guy replies: "They're all at the funeral."
Hugh & Roberta
George & Gracie(Boston Terrors)
04 Sightseer 30B & 04 Honda CRV