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Old 02-10-2005, 06:04 PM   #1
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for Valentines Day. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.



On the morning of Valentines Day, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.



What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.



Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt up side down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.



Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, Goldenberg's Peanut Chews. What a fabulous adventure!



Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed in to bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"



Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong.
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Old 02-10-2005, 06:04 PM   #2
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for Valentines Day. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.



On the morning of Valentines Day, he arose early, got up made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.



What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.



Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt up side down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.



Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, Goldenberg's Peanut Chews. What a fabulous adventure!



Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed in to bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"



Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!"



The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is still gonna get it wrong.
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