Vasectomy

[deafcone]

Redneck Vasectomy

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me".

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, an resumed counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, and West Virginia.

[num1dgh]

That. Is. Hysterical. Thanks for the laugh!

[JayGee]

Good one.

[flcountryboy]

thanks real good one, but as an alabama born county boy, i take
AFENCE to this. we use our TOES

[KDbug]

LOL I think you need to add Arkansas

[glenda1908]

Now that's funny....I don't care who you are

[Whatnobeer]

Originally Posted by glenda1908

Now that's funny....I don't care who you are

Agreed.

[TEFFY]

This also works in Aggieland in Texas!

[frankdamp]

A related story - a guy goes to the doctor and says he wants to be castrated. the doctor tries to talk him out of the idea, but the guy is adamant. After the operation the doctor remarks "That's the first time I've done a castration operation. I do quite a lot of vasectomies." The patient response was "That's the word I was trying to remember".

[papaw.1]

Hi Deafcone,
I resemble that remark.