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Old 12-19-2010, 12:40 PM   #1
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What not to give

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe and ran out to the driveway. She brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Old 12-19-2010, 01:07 PM   #2
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That was funny!

I'll play:

One year, I decided to buy my mother in law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

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Old 12-19-2010, 01:39 PM   #3
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LOL those are both great!!
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These are funny!
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