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Old 12-21-2015, 08:55 AM   #1
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What your child will be

I have an idea,” said the father. He put a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible that means he’ll be a preacher.”
So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they’re hiding.
The boy saunters over to the coffee table. He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. Then he picks up the Bible, leafs through it, then sets it down.
Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm.
“Well how do you like that!” exclaims the father. “He’s going to be a politician!

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Old 12-21-2015, 04:42 PM   #3
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I have to admit far too many times Our politicians are the source of some great humor..

I recently saw a "master card" styled post about a tatoo..

The cost of the Tatoo (A verse from the Bible, Book of Leviticus that has been plastered about a lot recently) $200.00

Knowing another verse from Leviticus prohibits tattos.. Priceless.

I have no idea the politcal affliation of the artist or the customer at the tatto shop but.. You know. It is still funny..

Discussion on said verses, Not proper for this forum so I won't go into 'em.. As it happens I never went in for Tattos.. But that's not the reason... Kind of like many Non Drinkers will thump the Bible or give you some other high sounding reason.. Me.. I never developed a taste for the stuff.
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