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Old 09-02-2012, 12:51 PM   #1
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Where does the money come from ????????


A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after

midnight. While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be

a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he

wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.

Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the

bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket

back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!

The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,

"Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!"

HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.

HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.

HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.

HE paid for our house at the lake.

HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"

The cabby replies, "I'd cover him ujp with that blanket
before he catches cold."

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Old 09-02-2012, 01:48 PM   #2
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I can not but agree with the cabby!!!

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Smart cabby!!!!
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Old 09-02-2012, 04:29 PM   #4
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Um.. his wallet is right there, no?
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Good one - I thought he would shoot the wife
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Old 09-07-2012, 06:12 PM   #6
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highway patrol

an old man was driving down the highway at 55 in a 65. a highway patrol turned the red lights on him. he spead up the officer stayed on him. at 130 the old mans car would not go any faster so he pulled over. the officer being pissed off thru him in the car and took him to jail. later he went before the judge, who asked what he was doing because he was only being pulled over because he needed a tail light. the old man replied, about 2 weeks ago my wife ran off with a highway patrol officer. well i thought he was trying to bring her back.

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