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Where to find good women and wives , thank God
10-30-2011, 10:34 AM
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God's Sense of Humor
While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world..........
And then He made the earth round.
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10-30-2011, 11:14 AM
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LMAO!!
shh.. wife's coming...
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10-30-2011, 11:29 AM
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In the good book it states and you can' t argue with the good book
"WOMAN WAS MADE FROM THE RIB OF MAN"
Now I hate to say it, but the rib cuts are not considered to be a real prime cuts.
BYE, I HAVE GO NOW. MY WIFE IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AND I'M CONCERNED SHE MAY BE LOOKING FOR A PRIME CUT. WE ALL REMEMBER LORANA BOBBIT LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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11-01-2011, 02:04 AM
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Occasionally my wife will remind me that the quickest way to a man's heart........is between the 3rd and 4th rib with a sharp knife.
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11-01-2011, 04:26 AM
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Need I remind you that when God made " Man" he had one left over part so he gave it to " Woman".... It was brains.... 
Sue
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11-01-2011, 09:54 AM
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When God handed out brains, women thought he said trains, so they ordered slow ones.
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11-01-2011, 11:02 AM
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ha ha...but you've got that wrong..Men are the ones hard of hearing so it was them who wanted the trains...
and I have them in my backyard to prove it...my husbands "G" scale.
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11-01-2011, 12:28 PM
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What's wrrong with a good train system anyway?
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11-28-2011, 08:39 AM
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As Adam looked around the Garden, he decided he wanted a mate.
Adam: 'Lord, please create for me the perfect creature. One who will wait on me hand-and-foot, who never complains and never nags, one who will cheerfully follow my every command and never talk back, and one that never ages and will aways be young and vibrant.'
God: 'Wow....that's one tall order! Unfortunately, it's going to cost you an arm-and-a-leg.'
Adam: 'Ok, fine........what can I get for a rib?'
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11-28-2011, 05:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Akibase
In the good book it states and you can' t argue with the good book
"WOMAN WAS MADE FROM THE RIB OF MAN"
Now I hate to say it, but the rib cuts are not considered to be a real prime cuts.
BYE, I HAVE GO NOW. MY WIFE IS COMING TOWARDS ME WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE AND I'M CONCERNED SHE MAY BE LOOKING FOR A PRIME CUT. WE ALL REMEMBER LORANA BOBBIT LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Akibase, you're a man of courage. Not very bright, but of great courage. 
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11-28-2011, 05:09 PM
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...and then, the fight started. 
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11-29-2011, 10:02 AM
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The sign in my house says:
"I am master of this house. Whatever my wife wishes shall be done!"
In the military chain of command, I am a Master Sergeant. She is "CinCHouse"
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