Where's Herman
Fifty years ago, Herman James, from the North Carolina mountains was drafted into the US Army. On his first day in basic training the army issued him a comb. The next day the Army barber cut all his hair off. On his second day the Army issued him a toothbrush. That same day he saw the Army dentist who pulled out seven of his teeth On the third day in the Army he was issued a jock strap and cup. . . . . . . The Army is still looking for Herman.
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