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MSHappyCampers · 01-21-2020, 03:58 PM

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: Six Saturdays, one Sunday

Question: What is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Two hours after falling asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it may take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There's never enough time to get anything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: Because it comes with a 10% discount!

Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoelaces.

What would you like to add?

artman1913 · 01-21-2020, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MSHappyCampers

What would you like to add?

I would love to but I do not have the time

coupevilleDF · 01-21-2020, 06:17 PM

Never worked so hard when I got paid for it.

gatorb8 · 01-21-2020, 06:21 PM

I know it’s Sunday when the fat paper comes.

96Bounder1st · 01-21-2020, 06:37 PM

One job a day is enough.

We have time to get to all those jobs.

How did the headlights turn out BTW?

Terry and Pat

777 Driver · 01-21-2020, 07:23 PM

There is one aspect of retirement that I didn't fully appreciate until a few months after I retired:

Retirement is relentless!

You never get a day off from retirement.

There is no vacation from retirement.

Take care,
Stu

P.S. That's a good thing.

SLOweather · 01-21-2020, 09:09 PM

Until I retired, I never understood why my parents didn't always know what day of the week it was. Now I get confused between what day it is and what day it feels like.

MSHappyCampers · 01-22-2020, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 96Bounder1st

One job a day is enough.

We have time to get to all those jobs.

How did the headlights turn out BTW?

Terry and Pat

Hi Terry! Replaced the VIP SM210 SmartWheel controller to get the headlights working. Now am replacing the headlight housings and putting in LED bulbs. One is done. Waiting for the weather to get a little warmer to do the other one!

MSHappyCampers · 01-22-2020, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SLOweather

Until I retired, I never understood why my parents didn't always know what day of the week it was. Now I get confused between what day it is and what day it feels like.

And I thought I was the only one with that problem!

alpinedrvr · 01-22-2020, 11:41 AM

My friends ask me "what do you do now that you are retired?" I answer : "I don't know but it takes all day to do it and I still don't have time!"

Geoff

KCFDCapt · 01-22-2020, 07:48 PM

As a fire captain, I have been on many medical aid calls. We try to determine a patients consciousness level by asking questions relating to date, time, place and surroundings. I asked an old man what day of the week it was. He replied "I don't know I am retired" I asked what month it was. He replied, I Don't know, I'm retired." So I asked him, "What season is it." He replied, "FOOTBALL!"

Alpine36 · 01-22-2020, 07:57 PM

I had a neighbor friend stop by the house for coffee and chit chat yesterday. It was only after he left that I realized I was wearing just my long john bottoms, slippers and a sweatshirt. He's retired also, and didn't seem to notice or care. Oh well, seen worse at Walmart I guess.