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Old 02-01-2011, 09:15 AM   #1
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Why men are happier

Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures?
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can be President.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Wedding dress, $5000. Tux rental, $100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• We don’t need shoes that make our calves look good, nothing will and we don’t care
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks and submarines.
• You can make everything out of wood
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• Grey hair looks good on us.
• Showered and ready in 10 minutes.
• You only have to shave your face and neck, sometimes.
• If you don’t shave it’s ok, you’ll look rugged.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier(sorry ladies) .

Dave W along with my DW, Susan and our poodlepups, Callie & Molly,2011 Ford F250 6.7 CCLB, 5er Hitch Option w/B&W Hitch,,Ride Rite air bags, 2014 Montana High Country 343RL (38')
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Old 02-01-2011, 09:34 AM   #2
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Dunno... old age with a full head of hair is a problem, for guys. It's kinda like being the first girl in high school to have a big bust.

Hey, buddy, my eyes are down here

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You don't know some of the "Metro Men" I know.
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