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Old 05-21-2012, 10:11 AM   #1
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Why parents drink

Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an
Envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'

With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.


Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion....Dad she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better.. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can
get to know your grandchildren.


Love, Your Son John



PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.


I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report card That's in my center desk drawer.


I love you.


Call me when it's safe to come home.
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Old 05-21-2012, 10:13 AM   #2
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Almost didn't read it....
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Now that is funny, as long as you're not the Dad reading it.
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That is funny. Thanks
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Being a dad I still think it's funny!

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Being a dad I still think it's funny!

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Ditto! Dad x 2 and that would be extremely funny for me or the wife to read!
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I sure wish I had thought of that when I was in high school!
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I would not have had the stones to pull a stunt like that on my parents.
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I can't believe that none of our kids did that to us................
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LOL You never know, maybe he read the letter and was ready to go celebrate until he hit the last line
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It reminds me of the letter I sent to my kids while they were at camp. I don't remember it all but they always remind me of these lines in it. " you'll hardly recognize the house when you come home...because we've moved." and my PS was "I was going to send you $5 but I'd already closed the envelope". The kids were confused by my humor but the adult counselors loved it. :-)
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