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02-26-2019, 10:15 AM
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Location: Columbus, MS
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Will that work on wives?
John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly being polite, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to calm the bird.
One day, John was fed up. He yelled at the parrot, and the parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got angrier and angrier. In desperation, John grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked at the door, but then suddenly there was total silence. Not a peep could be heard.
Fearing that he hurt the bird, John opened the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped onto John’s arm and said, “I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I intend to do everything I can to correct this behavior.”
John was stunned by the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask what had made the bird make such a dramatic change, the parrot continued, “Now may I please ask what the turkey did?”
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02-26-2019, 10:22 AM
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Hey Joe,
Does Annette know you are posting this??
How's the knee rehab going?
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02-26-2019, 10:31 AM
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I don't know if it works on wives/spouses/significant others but I think you'll need a bigger freezer if you want to try... Annette isn't a big gal but she's taller than the average parrot!
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02-26-2019, 10:54 AM
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Senior Member/RVM #90
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Old-Biscuit
Hey Joe,
Does Annette know you are posting this??
How's the knee rehab going?
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Nooooooooooo
The knee is doing great but the rehab is killing me! 
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Joe & Annette
Sometimes I sits and thinks, sometimes I just sits.....
2002 Monaco Windsor 40PBT, 2013 Honda CRV AWD
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02-26-2019, 10:58 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MSHappyCampers
Nooooooooooo
The knee is doing great but the rehab is killing me! |
Smart man!! KEEP UP WITH THE REHAB. Pain now or pain forever, your choice.
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02-26-2019, 02:26 PM
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X2 on keep up with the rehab. Had one knee teplaced in 2014
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02-26-2019, 02:36 PM
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02-26-2019, 06:15 PM
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National RV Owners Club Freightliner Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2017
Location: Rice Lake, Wisconsin
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If you can find any where doing water therapy? It feels wonderful!
Basically walking and doing bends in waste deep water. I've done both but I will take water any day!!
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02-26-2019, 07:29 PM
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Senior Member
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Ice packs are your friends
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