<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Petro:
JEFF FOXWORTHY ON WISCONSIN/UP
If you regret not buying Aunt Helen's and Uncle Joe's farm in Plymouth.
If your local Dairy Queen (FROZEN CUSTARD STAND OR CARVELL) is closed from November through March, you might
live in Wisconsin.
If you may not have actually eaten it, but you have heard of Head Cheese,
you might live in Wisconsin.
It's great with cold tounge. Then there is raw beef on rye with onion salt.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
So whats wrong with that?
If your town has an equal number of bars (a taverns) and churches, you might live in
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you might live in Wisconsin.
If you know how to say Oconomowoc, Waukesha, Menomonie & Manitowoc, you
might live-in Wisconsin.
How about Eu Claire, Sheboygan, Lake Okauchee.
If every time you see moonlight on a lake, you think of a dancing bear, and
you sing gently,
"From the land of sky-blue waters,....you might live in Wisconsin/UP.
I like the Canadian love song. Miller High Life, BLATZ and SHLITZ.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE/YOOPER WHEN:
1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
3. You measure distance in hours.
4.. You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
Or leave the heat on at full blast with the windows open at -20.
7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard,
8. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings
and funerals). That's so the Sentinel/Journal won't see them.
12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill's Fleet Farm
at any given time.
13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Good memories.
14. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
15. You refer to the Packers as "we."
29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little chilly."
Only when it freezes the nose hair.
30. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them
to all your Wisconsin/UP friends