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Old 04-21-2011, 10:36 PM   #1
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Me DW gave this to me. I thought I'd make the rest of the men suffer.
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After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women Great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
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The day my wife turned forty, I told her that I had never made love to someone that old. She replied that I if I kept talking like that, I never would!!

Haven't mentioned her age in years!!!
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Old 04-22-2011, 11:39 AM   #3
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She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
... and take it from one who knows... they can and will do just that!

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Wayne, you want to be real careful. There might not be enough left for the car and tv.
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I've been married to the same woman for 50 years and a little over a month.

If she can't take a joke I'll stick around for another 50+ and ....... never mind.

Shhhh! She's lurking.
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LOL Wayne, I was married for 39 years to the same woman, had two great kids, retired early with big bucks. One day , wife came in and said "I want a divorce"!

I said "why in the world". She said "I want to see what I missed".

What a great day it turned out to be.
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Wayne..... Think about this....... ''A hot 25 year old'' would probably kill you anyhow. You would be like the dog chasing the car. When you catch it,,,,,, you would not know what to do with it.
Just a thought........lol.....

Lets all ask someone to bring our troops home now....... JMHO.....
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Seajay,
At my age it's the hunt, not the kill.

Of course, what a way to go.
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