Woman Finds Frog In A Trap:
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, if you will release me from this trap I will grant you three wishes.
The woman freed the the frog, and the frog said. Thank you but I failed to mention there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wished for your husband would get 10 times better or more.
The woman said that would be ok, and for her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, you do realize this will make husband the most handsome man in the world and women would flock to him.
The woman replied that will be ok because I will be the most beautiful woman in the world and he will only have eyes for me.
So KAZAM she is the most beautiful woman in the world. For her 2nd wish she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said that will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you.
The woman said that would be ok for what is mine is his and what what is his is mine.
So, KAZAM she is the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her 3rd wish, and she answered I would like a mild heart attack
Moral,of the story, women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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