Woman Gets A Call From The Hospital:
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
Mrs. Sanders, please!
Mrs. Sanders this is doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Labratory. When your husbands doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not to good.
What do you mean? Asked Mrs. Sanders nervously.
Well, one of the tests tested positively for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.
That's dreadful, can you do the test again? questioned Mrs. Sanders.
Normally, we can but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.
Well, what am I suppose to do now?
The folks at Medicare suggests you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he comes back home, don't sleep with him.
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