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Old 07-18-2012, 11:51 AM   #1
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Women drivers....again....blondes again

A rich blonde buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the

Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde

and asks: "Ma’am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a

question? I'm not stupid you know! Of course I am using the right gears;

I use D during the day and N at night."

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Old 07-18-2012, 11:55 AM   #2
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Old 07-18-2012, 12:10 PM   #3
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Very funny . Made me giggle.

Here is another one for you about cars. I hope it won't trigger the moderators censorship If it does I apologize humbly.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
“Top of the mornin to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick ‘hello’ and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
“What are those”, asks the attendant.
“They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
“Well, what on God’s earth are dey for.” inquires the Irishman.
“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger.
“@**&#"¤@”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything.”

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Old 07-18-2012, 01:23 PM   #4
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The blond gets a flat tire, ,She pulls over to the side of the road and opens the back doors, two men, wearing only raincoats, socks, tennis shoes and sun glasses get out and stand behind her car as a policeman pulls up.. He asks what is wrong, she explains she has a flat, What about those two guys.

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