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Old 09-30-2015, 03:04 PM   #71
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Old 10-07-2015, 07:51 PM   #72
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Heck, I've actually done the same tree as my dog. I went first and he came up after I finished. It did give me a chuckle.


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I think these fellow RVers might just qualify..................







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Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
A very limber wife might be a good thing.
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You might be a Redneck ...

Here's a story for y'all ...

"Hello, you have reached the ‘Men’s Help Line. My name is Gwen how can I help you?”

“Hi Gwen, I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus she goes out with ‘the girls’ a lot.

I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep.

Anyway, last night about midnight, I woke up and she was not home. So, I hid in the garage, behind my boat and waited for her.

When she came home, she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket."

"Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?”
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In some states out West, that's a pickup line to get women

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You might be a redneck when someone says to look at the "mooneyes" laying on the shoulder of the driveway and you realize your sixpack fell off the roof of your truck when you drove in.
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