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You're under arrest
A cowboy comes into a new town wearing a paper hat, paper vest, paper chaps, paper shirt, paper pants, and paper boots. He bellies up to the bar and orders a round of drinks.
As he's enjoying his libation, he feels a heavy hand on his shoulder. He turns around to see the sheriff. "Son", says the sheriff, "I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you."
Thinking the sheriff was neglected when the drinks were poured, he nods to the barkeep who quickly pours one for the sheriff.
"Well, thanks for the drink, son, but you're still under arrest."
"But sheriff", he protests, "I just got I to town moments ago, what could I possibly have done?"
"Son, I'm arresting you for ...
... rustling."
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