My Favorite Christmas Cookie Recipe

[Hoverbug]

Thought you might enjoy a copy of my favorite
Christmas cookie recipe:

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs

1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour one
level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar. Beat
again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK,
Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift
the lemon juice
and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put
the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[Hoverbug]

Thought you might enjoy a copy of my favorite
Christmas cookie recipe:

1 cup of water
1 tsp. baking soda
1 cup of sugar

1 tsp. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs

1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila


Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large
bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest
quality. Pour one
level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of
sugar. Beat
again.

At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is
still OK,
Try another cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add
to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in
the beaterers
just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the
Cuervo to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift
the lemon juice
and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find. Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over. Don't
forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the
bowl through the
window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put
the stove in the
dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

[WAGM]

<span class="ev_code_RED">HA HA HO HO</span>, had that cookie recipe one time when I was a young pup. <span class="ev_code_RED">MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YALL</span>

See yall in the funnies, Warren

[WWFan]

Dave:

Good one! Hope you don't mind- I 'shared' it with my working cohorts!!

Thanks!

Sean

[Hoverbug]

Merry Christmas Sean! Made some cookies last night. Somehow they did'nt turn out right. I'll have to get some more Cuervo today and try again Wishing you and yours the best, and enough!

[WWFan]

Dave:

Might try the Capt'n Morgan route...they're pretty darn good also!!

Here's to whatever recipe you decide to try!!