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10-16-2006, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Yucaipa, CA
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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10-16-2006, 09:05 AM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Yucaipa, CA
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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10-16-2006, 10:38 AM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
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R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O.
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10-16-2006, 12:48 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Phoenix,AZ,usa
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hehehehehehe
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Dean
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10-16-2006, 01:30 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: So. Cal.
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WOW, I'M INFECTED!
The doctor told me it was an unknown Ailment and there was no cure short of Wasted-Intoxicated-Nights & Long-Overdue-Therapy-To Overcome (win lotto).... 
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2005 WW FS2600
2004.5 Dodge 3500 SRW 4X4 QC CTD 600
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10-16-2006, 02:10 PM
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 58
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one more..........
Wife 1.0 Software
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support." I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C: .. APOLOGIZE. Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!!
DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
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10-16-2006, 02:29 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
Tiffin Owners Club Pond Piggies Club
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Location: Butler, PA
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10-16-2006, 03:40 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: The Great State of Northern California
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SAS!:
WOW, I'M INFECTED!
The doctor told me it was an unknown Ailment and there was no cure short of Wasted-Intoxicated-Nights & Long-Overdue-Therapy-To Overcome (win lotto).... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Now THATS FUNNY!
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10-16-2006, 04:31 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Yucaipa, CA
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 SAS!
A perfect addedum to the Virus Notice!
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10-16-2006, 05:30 PM
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Member
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Santa Maria, CA
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Thanks Sean, (other site)
I've been working on a cure for myself, but nothing has stopped the work virus yet....
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10-16-2006, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by acjjkamp:
Thanks Sean, (other site)
I've been working on a cure for myself, but nothing has stopped the work virus yet....
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Well it wasn't for the lack thereof in trying to get cha off the hook! (Who do we need to call?! )
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10-16-2006, 06:34 PM
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Member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Yorba Linda, Ca
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I have the dreaded work virus. I will be taking some time off this weekend for a trip to glamis. I will be hitting the remedies hard trying to shake the virus loose.
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10-16-2006, 06:35 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Murrieta, Ca
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Thank god Im safe. Sounds like I started my 23 days of leave in the nic of time 
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