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08-09-2007, 03:23 AM
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Tom staggered home very late after another weekend of camping
and hangin out with his Toyhauler buddys.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Charlene.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading
to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body
swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.
A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the
landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Tom sprung up, pulled down his
pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his posterior
cheeks were cut and bleeding.
He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place
he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and
shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Tom woke up with searing pain in both his
head and posterior and Charlene staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Tom said, "Why do you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Charlene said, "it could be the open front door.
It could be all the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs.
It could be those drops of blood trailing through the house.
It could be your bloodshot eyes. But mostly.....
It's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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Don Fauntleroy (W5IT) 99 F-350 Cab and Chassis with a Herrin Hauler bed now towing a 2006 3612 DS Raptor Toyhauler. 2002 and 2006 National Rally Wagonmaster.
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08-09-2007, 03:23 AM
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Moderator Emeritus
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Tom staggered home very late after another weekend of camping
and hangin out with his Toyhauler buddys.
He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Charlene.
He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading
to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.
As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body
swung around and he landed heavily on his rump.
A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the
landing especially painful.
Managing not to yell, Tom sprung up, pulled down his
pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his posterior
cheeks were cut and bleeding.
He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and
began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place
he saw blood.
He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and
shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.
In the morning, Tom woke up with searing pain in both his
head and posterior and Charlene staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"
Tom said, "Why do you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Charlene said, "it could be the open front door.
It could be all the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs.
It could be those drops of blood trailing through the house.
It could be your bloodshot eyes. But mostly.....
It's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.
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Don Fauntleroy (W5IT) 99 F-350 Cab and Chassis with a Herrin Hauler bed now towing a 2006 3612 DS Raptor Toyhauler. 2002 and 2006 National Rally Wagonmaster.
"Words of Wisdom"
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08-09-2007, 06:15 AM
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And the names have been changed to convict the guilty. 
Don, what stories you do tell! 
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2011 Chevy 3500 CC D/A, 2003 Weekend Warrior 3705, 98 Terry 34.5, 97 Wranger TJ Jeep
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08-09-2007, 06:34 AM
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Knowing both of you, it is more likely the names are Don and Cathy..... 
ken
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08-09-2007, 06:49 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXiceman:
Knowing both of you, it is more likely the names are Don and Cathy.....
ken </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I plead the fifth. 
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Don Fauntleroy (W5IT) 99 F-350 Cab and Chassis with a Herrin Hauler bed now towing a 2006 3612 DS Raptor Toyhauler. 2002 and 2006 National Rally Wagonmaster.
"Words of Wisdom"
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08-09-2007, 12:22 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I plead the fifth. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Or "liter", whichever comes first! 
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Tom
KE5NCP
2011 Chevy 3500 CC D/A, 2003 Weekend Warrior 3705, 98 Terry 34.5, 97 Wranger TJ Jeep
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08-10-2007, 02:39 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXiceman:
Knowing both of you, it is more likely the names are Don and Cathy.....
ken </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've suspected for a long time now that the source of Don's material was found close to home... 
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08-10-2007, 11:19 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rebelsbeach:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TXiceman:
Knowing both of you, it is more likely the names are Don and Cathy.....
ken </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I've suspected for a long time now that the source of Don's material was found close to home... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
 
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Don Fauntleroy (W5IT) 99 F-350 Cab and Chassis with a Herrin Hauler bed now towing a 2006 3612 DS Raptor Toyhauler. 2002 and 2006 National Rally Wagonmaster.
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