Ha ha, thanks for the sarcasm guys. I did state in my OP that I am aware of how severe a problem this is, and that being said, am not taking naps in the trailer between DIY diagnosis, nor am I lighting candles for ambiance. In fact, I check the alarm through the window and the trailer is parked in the center of my 40 acre ranch so if it does go up, it won't damage anything and it will be fun to watch.
This is me:
Do I look like a moron? Please say no.
Just so everyone isn't clamoring to be first in line when I'm blown to bits and my estate is auctioned, I have made an appointment at the local RV place with a CERTIFIED tech to diagnose the issue. But I'm still curious so.....
Some of you offered some advice about under the stove top. Voila! I found some interesting stuff:
Is the little silver box in the lower left hand corner the pressure regulator?
There are several fittings here that I can spray down with soapy water too:
Does anyone else see anything here that is glaringly wrong (aside from the arm going to the back right burner being broken off, lol, I reattached it already).
Also here is a pic of the oven knob
It really is turned to off, the angle of the photo makes it look not.
Thanks again everyone!