Are You A Thread Killer

[Gordon Dewald]

Well said Lynne. Obviously the demise of the thread is a forgone result.

[slickest1]

Vladimir might comment but he does not want to Put in any info as it may be construed as meddling!

[Eyephoto]

^^^^

[beamisl]

Hello Thread Killers,

Tim, grab a cup of coffee and get ready!

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT: News Flash

Heat wave hits Michigan when the outside temps hit 16* today. Water can be seen on the roads as the heat from the sun has all but melted the previous cold as all get out white stuff.

Time for the bathroom break Tim. My brother just got here and I'll be a few minutes. Don't worry, I will be back,

OK, I'm back. On with the news flash!

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT: News FLASH!

New York's head (writer's edit) Mayor shows his complete (writer's edit) by stating that he will sue for the new tax law. Hey, (writer's edit) why not do the right thing for a change and quit stealing money from your citizens?

Enough of that. Now on to more important things. A new Walmart sighting was sighted today. I know for sure there was one even though I did not sight it myself because Walmart always has a sighting. For those who have not sighted one of these, go to YouTube to sight one. The entertainment or nausea value is amazing!

Tim, might want to grab some alcohol as it is about to get interesting.

Meat was on sale today at the local supermarket but the meat at the meat market was much better and worth the extra price that was being charged. Quit being a cheap skate and pay more for meat will ya!

Miss May was missed again today but I promise her that on January 9th we will have a reunion and she will be well cared for because she is one very special motorhome. Roxi is also eager for the reunion and to get the hell out of Michigan and the dang cold weather up here. Salty roads are not an attractive look for any vehicle! No Sir!

Had enough yet Tim? I can keep going forever with these tidbits of amazing and sometimes boring comments and tidbits. Have you heard the one about the only intelligent thing written on a bathroom wall? No? Next post.

LOLT The Girl!

[Glenn and Kathy]

If this thread survives the large loads of bullpucky that Lynne is dumping it will survive anything.

Glenn

[slickest1]

That's interesting, she had a bathroom break and her brother arrived.

[beamisl]

Hello Thread Killers,

The bathroom break was for Tim.. He complained the last post was so long he had to go.

LOLT The Girl

[huntnski]

No I thought for sure if I got a woman on this thread riled up it would have been that red headed granny! Fellow thread killers, this could be proof that's there are spirits in the holiday season! Or at least in the eggnog.

News that amazed me was 1) someone actually reads the writing on the ladys bathroom walls, 2) The best place to be seen and stand out...you guessed it...Walmart!

Now I guess I'll grab the alcohol and possibly some bandages, this thread killing could get nasty. And this is with the armistice in place!

[Electra 225]

HOOOOOLLLD everything!

I just want to know one thing. Does it sound like a piano when you pet a zebra's back?

Ponder.

[huntnski]

Originally Posted by Electra 225

HOOOOOLLLD everything!

I just want to know one thing. Does it sound like a piano when you pet a zebra's back?

Ponder.

Not sure but they giggle when you rub their tummy!

[tedgard01]

Originally Posted by beamisl

Hellot Thread Killers,

Dut Dut Dut: NEWS FLASH!

Fake News?? Thread Killers are in complete denial about the news that the thread is still alive and thriving. They believe that with enough effort and time they will achieve their ultimate goal. The question is, which "ultimate goal"?

The FBI is completely staying out of this they claim but then they claim all sorts of stuff that later becomes other or opposite stuff so who knows anymore. but I am sure that eventually they will re-achieve their previous status and once again make a accurate claim about something unless of course it is about our present President.

The Queen has told her Grandson "Prince Harry" that if he moves to the Colonies she will not be visiting him any time soon as she is too busy keeping tags on his Father the other Prince who never seems to get it. How that man produced two better choices is beyond me. Of course Diana had something to do with that.

While Michiganders are quite content with the present First Lady they are hopeful that she will serve another term and keep her better half working long into the next seven years draining the swamp as they would have it. I personally believe the swamp is long overdue for a good cleaning and would like to go there and start with a Spring cleaning to beat it all.

As for the Russians, they are too busy with one political party to worry about the antics and particulars of thread killers and NNDGRS. If the possibility arrives that a killing could be in the near future of course this will change. Stay tuned for an update!

Canadians have said that the border should be closed between the United States and Canada. I sure would hate to loose that connection but maybe I could buy a boat and visit anyway or just meet said Canadian in South Dakota or Yuma occasionally. Works for me!

Tim, I C, see, sea what you mean. It can be a bit confusing kind of like Potato and Potato! Gene, Jean, too, two, to, New Awlins, New Orleans. Too much to contemplate.

Federal Funds will be taken out of SS because the retired people are just sucking off the system and need to get a job or die. This comes from sources that will remain confidential because no one knows who they are. I on the other hand intend to start my sucking off the system starting February 1st. Yay me!

Evidence is in the evidence room but the Russians were in there the other day and things seem to have disappeared or were altered by another who was in the evidence room whom will remain unnamed. Why you ask, what do you think?

Time to leave you with one final word. Eat! LOLT The Girl

Originally Posted by beamisl

Hello Thread Killers,

Tim, grab a cup of coffee and get ready!

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT: News Flash

Heat wave hits Michigan when the outside temps hit 16* today. Water can be seen on the roads as the heat from the sun has all but melted the previous cold as all get out white stuff.

Time for the bathroom break Tim. My brother just got here and I'll be a few minutes. Don't worry, I will be back,

OK, I'm back. On with the news flash!

DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT: News FLASH!

New York's head (writer's edit) Mayor shows his complete (writer's edit) by stating that he will sue for the new tax law. Hey, (writer's edit) why not do the right thing for a change and quit stealing money from your citizens?

Enough of that. Now on to more important things. A new Walmart sighting was sighted today. I know for sure there was one even though I did not sight it myself because Walmart always has a sighting. For those who have not sighted one of these, go to YouTube to sight one. The entertainment or nausea value is amazing!

Tim, might want to grab some alcohol as it is about to get interesting.

Meat was on sale today at the local supermarket but the meat at the meat market was much better and worth the extra price that was being charged. Quit being a cheap skate and pay more for meat will ya!

Miss May was missed again today but I promise her that on January 9th we will have a reunion and she will be well cared for because she is one very special motorhome. Roxi is also eager for the reunion and to get the hell out of Michigan and the dang cold weather up here. Salty roads are not an attractive look for any vehicle! No Sir!

Had enough yet Tim? I can keep going forever with these tidbits of amazing and sometimes boring comments and tidbits. Have you heard the one about the only intelligent thing written on a bathroom wall? No? Next post.

LOLT The Girl!

Sorry, what did you say?

[slickest1]

Originally Posted by huntnski

Not sure but they giggle when you rub their tummy!

They are quite musical, they sound like a french horn when a lion is chasing them.

[Gordon Dewald]

Lynne has 6 days 5 sleeps until retirement. She will be so busy retiring that the thread will languish and become dormant.

[tedgard01]

I can’t wait for spring, maybe my mind will start working again...