Oh well here goes.
Back in the late 1980's "She Who Must be Obeyed" & Himself (me), went on vacation, we went to Disney Land and to Knotts Berry Farm. When we were getting ready to drive home we decided to have Chicken dinner in one of the restaurants at Knotts Berry Farm.
Now picture this. We were sitting there eating our dinner the table's were so close together, you could reach over to the table next to you and take food off the other peoples plates.
Anyway we were at our table, the table next to us there was a couple that could have been Ma & Pa Kettle, (only they were both bigger than I am and I am by now way small)
There was two other couples at a table behind us.
Both couples were old enough to be my Grand Parents at that time. Now you need to picture this Ma Kettle passed gas....not quietly....loud enough that it could be heard all over the restaurant, and she just set there and kept eating like nothing happened (She must have done that a lot) after it happened you could of heard a pin drop
The worse part of it was "She Who Must be Obeyed" could almost not keep from laughing
and the two ladies that were sitting behind me almost lost their dinner.
What makes it even worse was that my wife ("She Who Must be Obeyed") said the the experiences on their faces was priceless....
The worst part of this whole episode, is that those two ladies were looking at me like I did it.
And you can rest assured that I was in no position to be able to "Fart & Dart"
Until Ma Kettle let loose that was one of the best chicken dinners that I had, eaten in a long time and it was almost like eating Sunday Dinner at my Grand Mothers house.
Maybe after Ma Kettle was heard from it really was like sitting around the dinning table a Grand Ma's house.