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[slickest1]

Originally Posted by dogpatch

Do you know what middle age is?

That's when your middle is the same number as your age!

Is that when your six packs turn into 24 packs.

In my case my huge chest slipped down and lucky for my belt it kept it from going to my feet!

[Dogpatch]

Originally Posted by Possum

If I was so inclined I could complain about a sexist remark here.

Which reminds me, I was out catching some rays yesterday and the neighbour two houses down called and asked me to move. I was blocking the sun from her vegetable garden.

We don't swim in our pool. We "Chunky Dunk"! LOL

[Dunner]

My waist is smaller, I'm a inch shorter and I weigh less than I did in high school and the army. I'm trying to gain some back, but my taste buds are still only at 10%.

[Possum]

Originally Posted by Dunner

My waist is smaller, I'm a inch shorter and I weigh less than I did in high school and the army. I'm trying to gain some back, but my taste buds are still only at 10%.

If you like super wop spaghetti sauce maybe we could mail you some. It's very good tasting, if I do say so myself, and its put a whack of inches on me since I perfected the recipe.

[Dunner]

Don't waste your time unless you can find a way to email it to me. Had a butter and cherry jam samich today that tasted like cherry cardboard.

[slickest1]

Originally Posted by Dunner

Don't waste your time unless you can find a way to email it to me. Had a butter and cherry jam samich today that tasted like cherry cardboard.

You gotta get some bacon in that samich! If we can find a way to transplant, I can donate a few pounds. The bad part is it's the stuff that hangs over the belt.

[Dunner]

I fried some bacon and took it to my bud's party about a month ago. Couldn't taste it. I can only hope taste buds come back like they went... all at once. Haaa... Who am I fooling.

It's not that I can't taste, it's I can't taste the good part of what I'm eating.
Bacon-cardboard, beans-cardboard, etc.

[NIFFIT]

Originally Posted by Dunner

I fried some bacon and took it to my bud's party about a month ago. Couldn't taste it. I can only hope taste buds come back like they went... all at once. Haaa... Who am I fooling.

It's not that I can't taste, it's I can't taste the good part of what I'm eating.
Bacon-cardboard, beans-cardboard, etc.

You know these guys go around talking and bragging about thier 6 packs and think that they are real men well i can put them to shame as i have a whole keg which has got to be better than only a 6 pack.

[Dogpatch]

Originally Posted by NIFFIT

You know these guys go around talking and bragging about thier 6 packs and think that they are real men well i can put them to shame as i have a whole keg which has got to be better than only a 6 pack.

Bacon definitely helped these guys get their 6 packs.

[historyljc]

Originally Posted by Dunner

I fried some bacon and took it to my bud's party about a month ago. Couldn't taste it. I can only hope taste buds come back like they went... all at once. Haaa... Who am I fooling.

It's not that I can't taste, it's I can't taste the good part of what I'm eating.
Bacon-cardboard, beans-cardboard, etc.

Now that's a real horror story. Here's hoping the "buds" come back soon.

[Dunner]

I use the natural method.... because my Dr said I could have on beer a day.





Where's the bacon poster?

[Possum]

Originally Posted by Dunner

I use the natural method.... because my Dr said I could have on beer a day.





Where's the bacon poster?

Dunner,

I hope that 6:62 was in the evening or else you're giving he rest of us a bad name?

Dennis

[Dunner]

That's 64.2° F outside, 75.4° F indoor, 4:56 PM on Wed, Jan 24th. Sounds about right for that time of year.

Don't see 6:62. Close on eye.

[4Knights]

Originally Posted by Dunner

I use the natural method.... because my Dr said I could have on beer a day.

Where's the bacon poster?

Here's your daily limit!