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12-24-2013, 12:17 AM
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#7169
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Registered User
Winnebago Owners Club Vintage RV Owners Club
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Cherry Creek, BC Canada
Posts: 7,648
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Originally Posted by phinneyj
“中國十大黑客摹郵件笑話”
10 )薩拉·佩林砍死為G的郵件帳戶,因為它比從摩托車的後面狩獵更容易。
9 )中國黑客得到了為G的郵件帳戶,但查理辛認為他做到了。
8 )美國聯邦調查局說,他們無法完全量化引起的G上郵件的攻擊中國破壞的規模,但他們喜歡吃中國 。
7 )誰襲擊摹郵件同樣的黑客要攻擊阿諾德施瓦辛格和老虎伍茲帳戶,但他們沒有足夠的空間來下載他們的秘密女友 的所有圖片。
6 ) Twitter的黑客攻擊為G郵箱,以確保他們沒有錯過任何人,寫每封郵件不超過140個字符。
5 )美國總統奧巴馬否認中國黑客攻擊他的摹郵件帳戶,但他說,反正他所有的個人賬戶屬於北京銀行 。
4 )沒有人,包括中國,可以入侵到G的郵件帳號,如果你還沒有一個。
3 )利比亞獨裁者卡扎菲Muamar黑客入侵美國政府官員G的郵件帳戶,然後得到了轟炸北約。
2 )如果中國的黑客可以破解為G的郵件帳戶,想必匿名黑客可以破解成韋納的Twitter 。
...與排名第一的中國黑客摹郵件的笑話是:
1 )中國聲稱它沒有攻擊節錄賬戶,儘管他們可能,如果美國債務上限不提高。:greetings 10:
現在,我們可以得到一個主持人在這裡關掉燈好嗎?
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Line by Line translation service......... claims .................
" China 's top ten hackers G -mail joke"
10 ) Sarah Palin 's email account hacked to G , because it's easier than hunting from the back of a motorcycle .
9 ) Chinese hackers got the G mail account , but Charlie Sheen thought he did.
8 ) The FBI says they can not fully quantify the G -mail attack caused damage to the scale of China , but they like to eat Chinese .
7 ) Who attacked the same G -mail hacker to attack Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tiger Woods account , but they do not have enough space to download all the pictures of their secret girlfriend .
6) Twitter hacking as G -mail , to make sure they did not miss anyone, write each message does not exceed 140 characters.
5 ) U.S. President Barack Obama denied that Chinese hackers attacked his G -mail account , but he said , anyway, all his personal bank accounts belonging to Beijing .
4 ) No one , including China , can invade the G -mail account , if you do not have one .
3 ) Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi Muamar hacking U.S. government officials G mail account , and then got bombed by NATO .
2 ) If the Chinese hacker can crack as G mail account , presumably anonymous hackers can break into Weiner's Twitter.
Ranked first in China ... and G -mail hacking joke is :
1 ) China claims that it did not attack excerpts account, even though they may be , if the U.S. debt ceiling is not raised . : greetings 10:
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12-24-2013, 12:32 AM
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#7170
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dogpatch
Does that order come with Soy Sauce and a Fortune Cookie?
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Does it come with rice.
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12-24-2013, 07:02 AM
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#7171
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Senior Dude
Triple E Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Somewhere, BC.
Posts: 5,613
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Possum
Line by Line translation service......... claims .................
" China 's top ten hackers G -mail joke"
10 ) Sarah Palin 's email account hacked to G , because it's easier than hunting from the back of a motorcycle .
9 ) Chinese hackers got the G mail account , but Charlie Sheen thought he did.
8 ) The FBI says they can not fully quantify the G -mail attack caused damage to the scale of China , but they like to eat Chinese .
7 ) Who attacked the same G -mail hacker to attack Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tiger Woods account , but they do not have enough space to download all the pictures of their secret girlfriend .
6) Twitter hacking as G -mail , to make sure they did not miss anyone, write each message does not exceed 140 characters.
5 ) U.S. President Barack Obama denied that Chinese hackers attacked his G -mail account , but he said , anyway, all his personal bank accounts belonging to Beijing .
4 ) No one , including China , can invade the G -mail account , if you do not have one .
3 ) Libyan dictator Muammar Gaddafi Muamar hacking U.S. government officials G mail account , and then got bombed by NATO .
2 ) If the Chinese hacker can crack as G mail account , presumably anonymous hackers can break into Weiner's Twitter.
Ranked first in China ... and G -mail hacking joke is :
1 ) China claims that it did not attack excerpts account, even though they may be , if the U.S. debt ceiling is not raised . : greetings 10:
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Thanks Possum. I was in a dither because I can't read Chinese. Not sure what I would have done! LOL
Hey, I thought you were on a Christmas Hiatus?
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Les (RVM12), Bonnie and 4 leggers Shelby and Tea Cup
Triple E Empress A3802FW Diesel Pusher 330 Cat
FMCA-420438 Good Sam
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12-24-2013, 12:01 PM
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#7172
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Senior Member
Winnebago Owners Club Workhorse Chassis Owner Retired Fire Service RVer's
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Northern California
Posts: 394
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Damn Chinese hackers
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Jeff/Diane, Retired Fire Capt. I.Y.A.O.Y.A.S.
2004 Winnebago Journey 39K on a Workhorse chassis w/ ISC 330, Allison 3000 2013 Honda Fit with Roadmaster Baseplate, BrakeMaster and All Terrain Falcon Tow Bar.
GS#819681685 FMCA#F437136 SKP#112720
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12-24-2013, 12:36 PM
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#7173
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: B.C.
Posts: 4,638
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The only thing I read on there was twitter. That sort of made sense since Twitter and Facebook contain nothing useful.
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Dennis & Marcie & Captain Hook The Jack Russell,aka PUP, 2006 Itasca 29R 2017 Equinox toad. RVM59
We came, we went, nothing broken, nothing bent!
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12-24-2013, 01:47 PM
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#7174
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Phx, Arid~zona
Posts: 11,106
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slickest1
The only thing I read on there was twitter. That sort of made sense since Twitter and Facebook contain nothing useful.
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Mans greatest invention to waste time and kill brain cells.
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12-24-2013, 03:21 PM
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#7175
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: B.C.
Posts: 4,638
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The like button should be called the sheep button!
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Dennis & Marcie & Captain Hook The Jack Russell,aka PUP, 2006 Itasca 29R 2017 Equinox toad. RVM59
We came, we went, nothing broken, nothing bent!
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12-24-2013, 07:42 PM
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#7176
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Incheon, S. Korea
Posts: 203
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Did you write that?
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12-25-2013, 06:50 AM
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#7177
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Arkansas
Posts: 12,164
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I have a brother in law recovering from surgery still in hospital. He posted on his Facebook page that he had had a rough night, lots of pain, little sleep. Over 20 of his sick twisted friends Liked this!
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"I've been lost now, days uncounted..."GFR"
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12-25-2013, 07:35 AM
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#7178
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Senior Dude
Triple E Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Somewhere, BC.
Posts: 5,613
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBaron
Did you write that?
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Please elaborate......?
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Les (RVM12), Bonnie and 4 leggers Shelby and Tea Cup
Triple E Empress A3802FW Diesel Pusher 330 Cat
FMCA-420438 Good Sam
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12-26-2013, 04:05 AM
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#7179
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Incheon, S. Korea
Posts: 203
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That was meant for phinneyj. I live in Asia and was surprised to see perfect Chinese.
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12-26-2013, 07:23 AM
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#7180
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Senior Dude
Triple E Owners Club
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Somewhere, BC.
Posts: 5,613
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Easily done with a translation app!
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Les (RVM12), Bonnie and 4 leggers Shelby and Tea Cup
Triple E Empress A3802FW Diesel Pusher 330 Cat
FMCA-420438 Good Sam
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12-26-2013, 08:31 AM
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#7181
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Senior Member
Fleetwood Owners Club iRV2 No Limits Club
Join Date: Sep 2012
Location: Rainbow Riding
Posts: 18,574
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dogpatch
Easily done with a translation app!
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Emperors Delight
1 from Column A - 2 from Column B
Includes Choice of Soup and Rice
Vegetable Egg Roll and Fortune Cookie
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2008 Fleetwood Bounder 38F ~ 325 ISB Turbo ~ Freightliner XC 2014 CR-V ~ Invisibrake / Sterling All Terrain
Sioux Falls, SD (FullTime Since Nov 5th 2014)
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12-26-2013, 09:34 AM
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#7182
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Senior Member
Monaco Owners Club
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: B.C.
Posts: 4,638
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What no sweet and sour cat?
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Dennis & Marcie & Captain Hook The Jack Russell,aka PUP, 2006 Itasca 29R 2017 Equinox toad. RVM59
We came, we went, nothing broken, nothing bent!
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