Are You A Thread Killer

[Dunner]

Where - easy chicks?

[slickest1]

Smilie smelly shmally, who the heck cares!! I never sat in the front row in class. I'll pass on commenting on the chicks, still nursing wounds from a broom beating!

[Francesca]

Originally Posted by Midniteoyl

You know how us guys are with the easy chicks...

Originally Posted by Dunner

Where - easy chicks?

Walmart, Blondes on mechanical horses, or Chuck Norris?

Francesca

[Tallyrver]

Originally Posted by Francesca

Walmart, Blondes on mechanical horses, or Chuck Norris?

Francesca

Did you say you wanted some Chuck Norris?



Chuck Norris Official Website

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

[Tallyrver]

And we have some Blonde on Mechanical horse ,or Bull if you would like ...
Ask and you shall receive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNXnvYCRcpI

Gotta go to work now,
Have to go work on a Coca-Cola Freestyle .

Coke Freestyle Commercial - unofficial - YouTube

See ya...Wayne

[Dunner]

Originally Posted by slickest1

Smilie smelly shmally, who the heck cares!! I never sat in the front row in class.

I always sat in the front row, on the door side... and was almost always the first one out of the classroom. Gotta plan your escape.

Originally Posted by Tallyrver

09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

O - M - G ! You didn't get hit by those who wield the stick of "Infraction" for using the shift and number keys!?!?!??

Funny seeing the blonde getting thrown off of a "Holstein". Anybody ever seen a Holstein Bull?

Brinkley "Round-Kicked" Norris off of her infomercials when she found out Chunkie uses Tweeter and My Farce.

[RV Roadie]

I didn't worry about disagreeing with you for the reasons you stated, nor being read wrong. Or reading yours wrong. But if you read mine as I read yours and read any part wrong, based on reading into what you read, as you want to read the meaning, and not reading past experience in reading what was read, as the right read to what you read, and then I read anything wrong as well, reading mine would possibly result in my reading yours wrong, by reading too much into it. But if we read it right, can re-read it again to read into it what was written to be read in reading it in the first reading, right?
© RV Roadie/Derek Gore 2003. All rights reserved, three rights is left.

[Dunner]

[Francesca]

Originally Posted by RV Roadie

I didn't worry about disagreeing with you for the reasons you stated, nor being read wrong. Or reading yours wrong. But if you read mine as I read yours and read any part wrong, based on reading into what you read, as you want to read the meaning, and not reading past experience in reading what was read, as the right read to what you read, and then I read anything wrong as well, reading mine would possibly result in my reading yours wrong, by reading too much into it. But if we read it right, can re-read it again to read into it what was written to be read in reading it in the first reading, right?
© RV Roadie/Derek Gore 2003. All rights reserved, three rights is left.

Does not compute

Francesca

P.S.
You were born to be a threadkiller!

[GMRHost]

[QUOTE=Francesca;1001000]
Does not compute

Francesca
/QUOTE]

The words, or your mind?

[Francesca]

I have a mind like a steel trap-
And a mouth to match!

Francesca

[GMRHost]

Originally Posted by Francesca

I have a mind like a steel trap-
And a mouth to match!

Francesca

Ummm, begging your pardon, ma'am... but a steel trap closes when tripped, and stays shut...

[Dunner]

Originally Posted by Francesca

I have a mind like a steel trap-
And a mouth to match!

Francesca

What? Rusty and doesn't work all that well.

[Francesca]

Originally Posted by GMRHost

Ummm, begging your pardon, ma'am... but a steel trap closes when tripped, and stays shut...

I'm hit!!!!!
"A touch, a touch, I do confess *..."




Francesca






* Laertes to King Claudius: "Hamlet", Act 5 scene 2