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Old 08-23-2009, 10:26 PM   #1
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This causes me to vaguely remember a line from a Shakespeare play I had to read in high school English class. It went something like "the first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers".
This is however, a heads-up to all of us. We RV'ers have gotten to be a large enough segment of drivers to draw the attention of streetcorner lawyers
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Old 08-24-2009, 01:32 PM   #2
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This causes me to vaguely remember a line from a Shakespeare play I had to read in high school English class. It went something like "the first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers".
This is however, a heads-up to all of us. We RV'ers have gotten to be a large enough segment of drivers to draw the attention of streetcorner lawyers
Look at the play and put those words in context. They were uttered by a cretin and dispicably demented character named Dick.

Yes, I am a retired lawyer.
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Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident?
The ambulance stopped suddenly

How many lawyer jokes are there:
Only 3 ---the rest are true stories

Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and an old drunk were walking along when they spotted a hundred dollar bill laying in the street. Who gets it?
The old drunk of course, the other 3 are mythological characters.

What's the difference between an attorney and a pit bull?
Jewelry
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I thought it was wingtips. Oh, wait. That's the difference between a shark and an attorney.
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Oh boy! Hamguy, since you opened the door be prepared for the "truth will set you free".
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Oh boy! Hamguy, since you opened the door be prepared for the "truth will set you free".
Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.

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Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.

Finally! A true lawyer "Gotcha!" Very good.
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I didn't know there was such a thing!
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"Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers."

Is that the Prince of Darkness? I hear he was editor of Harvard Law Review.
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"Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers."

Is that the Prince of Darkness? I hear he was editor of Harvard Law Review.
Have you ever heard of one single person that admits to knowing him at Harvard Law? I haven't. Strange, that! In fact, have you ever heard of ANYONE that admits to knowing him at ANY school? I haven't. Strange, that! Have you ever seen his Law Review article? I haven't. Strange, that!

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Be aware. We have an angel that keeps count of everyone's nasty comments about us poor lawyers. When, and I do mean when, you need a lawyer, we contact the angel for the count on that person. The results he/she gets are based on that number.

I'm so glad I attend church regularly so I don't have to worry about those kind of things. I knew judges thought they were gods but never knew an attorney that thought so...of course, I've never hung around with many attorneys either.
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hamguy! It seems I unknowingly baited a trap. BTW, what was the name of that play?
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hamguy! It seems I unknowingly baited a trap. BTW, what was the name of that play?
By golly, I don't remember. I am not a Shakespeare fan. I'm more of a Grisham type.
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