The twelve days of Christmas - RV style

[Janet H]

Care to try your hand at this tune RV style? Here's mine.

On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A holiday in an RV

Two Packing Days
Three New Maps
Four Credit Cards
Five New Friends
Six Destinations
Seven World Wonders
Eight Forums Rallies
Nine solar panels
Ten Roads to Roam on
Eleven Camp Fires Burning
Twelve Months to Wander

[tmh462]

Originally Posted by Janet H

Care to try your hand at this tune RV style? Here's mine.

On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to me A holiday in an RV

Two Packing Days
Three New Maps
Four Credit Cards
Five New Friends
Six Destinations
Seven World Wonders
Eight Forums Rallies
Nine solar panels
Ten Roads to Roam on
Eleven Camp Fires Burning
Twelve Months to Wander

12 pack of Coke
11 insect bites
10 frostbit fingers
9 lumps on my head from hitting the awning arm
8 screaming grandkids
7 pages of driving directions
6 of them wrong
5 hours driving
4 helpful neighbors
3 frozen campers
2 broken roof vents
And a tow vehicle stuck in the snow......

[Bert_64]

Now that's funny....

[scenic route]

On a PRE-Chrismas trip, my true love gave to me:

Twelve - minor arguements...ALL of which I lost!
Eleven - wrong directions - "the map was upside down"
Ten - "Y-o-u g-o-t us lost" 's
Nine - 'Frightful' mountain drop-off SCREAMS!
Eight - Pairs of soiled s-k-i-v-v-i-e-s.
Seven - Chill pills
Six - Poured out cans of beer
Five - "I h-a-v-e to pee" 's
Four - "Don't drive sooo fast" 's
Three - "Don't drive soooo SLOW"
Two - 'Come back here'! calls from the last r-e-s-t stop.
One - "I'd like to hang you in a very t-a-l-l tree".