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Old 01-21-2008, 09:31 AM   #1
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Like most of us here, I also belong to several other forums... While browsing the newest one on the internet, I found this joke that was posted by Steve ..(Ratherbecamping) and thought I pass it along here..

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THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
<span class="ev_code_RED">[No, really?]</span>

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Now, that's taking things a bit far!]</span>

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
<span class="ev_code_RED">[What a guy!] </span>

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
<span class="ev_code_RED">(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)</span>

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
<span class="ev_code_RED">[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]</span>

War Dims Hope for Peace
<span class="ev_code_RED">[I can see where it might have that effect!]</span>

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You think?]</span>

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Who would have thought!]</span>

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
<span class="ev_code_RED">[They may be on to something!]</span>

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]</span>

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
<span class="ev_code_RED">[He probably IS the battery charge!]</span>

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Weren't they fat enough?!]</span>

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
<span class="ev_code_RED">[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]</span>

LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]</span>

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Boy, are they tall!]</span>

And the winner is....
<span class="ev_code_RED">Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead</span>
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:31 AM   #2
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Like most of us here, I also belong to several other forums... While browsing the newest one on the internet, I found this joke that was posted by Steve ..(Ratherbecamping) and thought I pass it along here..

John


THE YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES FOR 2007


Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
<span class="ev_code_RED">[No, really?]</span>

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Now, that's taking things a bit far!]</span>

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
<span class="ev_code_RED">[What a guy!] </span>

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
<span class="ev_code_RED">(No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!)</span>

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
<span class="ev_code_RED">[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]</span>

War Dims Hope for Peace
<span class="ev_code_RED">[I can see where it might have that effect!]</span>

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You think?]</span>

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Who would have thought!]</span>

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
<span class="ev_code_RED">[They may be on to something!]</span>

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
<span class="ev_code_RED">[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]</span>

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
<span class="ev_code_RED">[He probably IS the battery charge!]</span>

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Weren't they fat enough?!]</span>

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
<span class="ev_code_RED">[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]</span>

LocalHigh School Dropouts Cut in Half
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]</span>

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
<span class="ev_code_RED">[Boy, are they tall!]</span>

And the winner is....
<span class="ev_code_RED">Typhoon Rips ThroughCemetery; Hundreds Dead</span>
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Old 01-21-2008, 09:58 AM   #3
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Thanks for the laughs...reminds me of some of the funny road signs posted here http://www.roadtripamerica.com/signs/signs.htm
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