Crazy Motorhome Dreams

[frederick w]

I dreamed that I was walking along the freeway and met up with a construction crew.

I stated that I needed something to drive. The foreman offered his dump truck to me.

Before I stepped up into the cab, I asked him if he had any trouble with the "Auto-Park System"

I guess I need help.

Workhorse Chassis

[Dunner]

When I first got my MH, I had some night and day mares. Had to shake myself awake and convince myself they were only dreams. Can't remember now, but they were doozys.

[blackf3504dr]

Fred, you have to stop eating that pepperoni pizza before going to bed....

[historyljc]

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Originally Posted by frederick w I dreamed that I was walking along the freeway and met up with a construction crew. I stated that I needed something to drive. The foreman offered his dump truck to me. Before I stepped up into the cab, I asked him if he had any trouble with the "Auto-Park System" I guess I need help. Workhorse Chassis

Fred, Maker's Mark or Knob Creek will help allivate the symptoms. With enough treatment you won't care what the problem was.

[slickest1]

I had a bad dream that I bought a class A. It was a doozer. Wait, it wasn't a dream oh no it's real!!!

[Dunner]

Alright, I just had a daymare. I came home from somewhere and my Breeze was sitting in my side yard, but now it was a "C". I popped the hood and the first thing I saw was a 4" long - 1/2" bolt, cross-threaded at a 45° angle, in a side oil drain hole. The front of my motor had 1/4" thick coating of oily crude. The dash AC blew cold and there was no sign that it had, like the motor, been replaced. The glove compartment door wouldn't stay up and there were wires sticking down everywhere.

My GF and I went to the repair shop and my opening line was not very nice. I had called the Friday before and was told that my claim wouldn't be approved until that week, and it was only 3 days into that week. They went to a junk yard and bought a used motor and put a can of stop leak in the AC.

I accused my service manager of sticking a dirty, used motor in and pocketing the rest of the money for a new motor and new AC system. As the mechanic used a couple of double wide rolls of brawny to clean up the Deepwater Horizon size oil spill, he said the motor just dropped right out and he didn't have to remove the axle. I must have talked in my sleep as DD was hiding in my bedroom and wouldn't come out for her evening bribe. It goes on, but I think I have bored you people enough.

[slickest1]

Well, you can't say you had insomnia after dreaming all that!

[SarahW]

No more spicy foods at bedtime for you, mister.

[Dunner]

It's a known fact to most people that dreams only last a few seconds.

[Dunner]

Maybe it was a Vicodream(Back pain).

[SarahW]

That reminds me of ye olde joke... "I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow. Woke up and my pillow was gone."

(I didn't say it was a funny joke...just olde.)

[Dunner]

Reminds me of myself; old and a joke.

[SarahW]

[slickest1]

Sounds like you have Edsel syndrome!!