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Old 02-18-2015, 06:28 PM   #1
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Deaf Wife

Bert was very concerned that his wife was loosing her hearing. He asked his doctor what he should do.

The Doctor said, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, his wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was In the den. He decides, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' No response.

So he moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room about 20 feet from his Wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

I just love this!

Bert, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

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Old 02-18-2015, 07:28 PM   #2
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Good one, my wife will relate to that.

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Old 02-19-2015, 08:33 AM   #4
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This gives yet another meaning to DW or should I say DH.

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Thanks for the chuckle this AM, 2nd one today the first was when I looked at the thermometer outside...
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