Go Back   iRV2 Forums > iRV2.com COMMUNITY FORUMS > Just Conversation
Click Here to Login
Join iRV2 Today

Mission Statement: Supporting thoughtful exchange of knowledge, values and experience among RV enthusiasts.
Reply
  This discussion is proudly sponsored by:
Please support our sponsors and let them know you heard about their products on iRV2
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 01-21-2006, 09:31 AM   #1
Senior Member
 
rhandley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Bonita Springs, Florida
Posts: 110
Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws is enclosed for
your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.


Sincerely,


A Satisfied Taxpayer
__________________

__________________
2000 Newmar Kountry Star 36RLFB 1999 Ford F350 Power Stroke Accompanied by Lizzie, the undefeated, killer Dachshund.
rhandley is offline   Reply With Quote
Join the #1 RV Forum Today - It's Totally Free!

iRV2.com RV Community - Are you about to start a new improvement on your RV or need some help with some maintenance? Do you need advice on what products to buy? Or maybe you can give others some advice? No matter where you fit in you'll find that iRV2 is a great community to join. Best of all it's totally FREE!

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest so you have limited access to our community. Please take the time to register and you will gain a lot of great new features including; the ability to participate in discussions, network with other RV owners, see fewer ads, upload photographs, create an RV blog, send private messages and so much, much more!

Old 01-21-2006, 09:31 AM   #2
Senior Member
 
rhandley's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Bonita Springs, Florida
Posts: 110
Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.

Please note the attached article from USA Today, wherein you will see
that the Pentagon is paying $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid
$600.00 for a toilet seat.

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value
$1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00.

Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election
Fund," as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by sending
them one 1.5" Phillips Head screw (article from USA Today detailing
how HUD pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head screws is enclosed for
your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.


Sincerely,


A Satisfied Taxpayer
__________________

__________________
2000 Newmar Kountry Star 36RLFB 1999 Ford F350 Power Stroke Accompanied by Lizzie, the undefeated, killer Dachshund.
rhandley is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2006, 06:23 PM   #3
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Fond du Lac, WI
Posts: 10
Dang, never thought of THAT... Always try to pay my taxes with a smile...They like cash!
__________________
Mike & Patty

plus Buddy & Lucy
RV Ready is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-21-2006, 06:56 PM   #4
Senior Member
 
WilleyB's Avatar
 
Ford Super Duty Owner
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Nova Scotia
Posts: 483
Too complicated, Canadian one is simpler


Willis
__________________
Vanguard VXL2000
Ford V10 Super Duty
Me the Missus and Gabby
WilleyB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-22-2006, 09:55 AM   #5
Member
 
ThunderRock's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Ferndale, MI -USA
Posts: 53
I like both of 'em....
__________________
Ken & Ruth

'05 Fleetwood Mallard 180CK
ThunderRock is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2006, 06:10 AM   #6
Senior Member
 
6MISFITZ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Fort Erie, Ontario, Canada
Posts: 123
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rhandley:
Dear IRS:

Enclosed is my 2005 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes.....

I am enclosing four toilet seats (value $2,400) and six hammers (value $1,029), bringing my total remitted to $3,429.00......

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,

A Satisfied Taxpayer </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wonder if he will be in the cell beside Survivor's Richard Hatch?

Mike
__________________
6MISFITZ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-27-2006, 07:04 AM   #7
Senior Member
 
mamaloya's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Ft. Bragg, NC
Posts: 498
Obviously you guys need to have more kids. With all of our little deductions, we always get money back! I knew I liked having kids!
__________________

__________________
Sandra/mamaloya

mamaloya is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Dear Tide Sallys Mom RV'ing Humor & Crazy but True Stories 1 09-06-2005 05:16 PM
Thank you dear friends marypal South Central Region 1 09-06-2005 10:17 AM
Does IRS make a big difference? CalTex Winnebago Industries Owner's Forum 4 08-07-2005 07:18 PM

» Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by


Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:50 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.