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Old 12-16-2012, 11:06 AM   #1
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Dear Mother

Ran across this one the other day.

Letter to my dear Mother:

Once upon a time.....
A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

"Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:12 AM   #2
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Man oh man with all of the bad report cards I had I wish I thought of something like that!

Good one dogpatch
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Old 12-16-2012, 11:15 AM   #3
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Man oh man with all of the bad report cards I had I wish I thought of something like that!

Good one dogpatch

Yah way to get your parents attention huh
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Sounds too familiar.

Why parents drink

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Sounds too familiar.

Why parents drink

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Sorry Cliff, didn't catch your thread. I was already at work when it was posted (8:11AM)

They both definately get you going till the end!
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Seeing that I am in a festive mood , I won't contact my attorney and furthermore grant you the rights to continue. :-)
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I'll always have my "Insanity Plea" to fall back on. LOL

Thanks for the leniency!
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