Newmar Owners Club
Retired Fire Service RVer's
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Newark, DE
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Adios, Dirk - '84 Real Lite Truck Camper, '86 Wilderness Cimarron TT, previously 4 years as a fulltimer in a '07 DSDP
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