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Dunner · 05-03-2012, 03:30 PM

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

'Mommy, the little girl asks, 'How old are you?'

'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, the mother replied. 'It's not polite.'

'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?'

'Now really,' the mother says, 'Those are personal questions and are really none of your business.'

Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?'

'That's enough questions, young lady! Honestly!'

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend.

'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it.'

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are. You are 32.'

The mother is surprised and asks, 'How did you find that out?

'I also know that you weigh 130 pounds.'

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. 'How in Heaven's name did you find that out?'

'And,' the little girl says triumphantly, 'I know why you and daddy got a divorce.'

'Oh really?' the mother asks. Why?'

'Because you got an F in sex.'

Wayne M · 05-03-2012, 10:17 PM

ROFLMAO!

Thanks - my belly laugh for the day.

sdennislee · 05-03-2012, 10:39 PM

Made me laugh out loud.

**CLIFFTALL** · 05-04-2012, 03:51 AM

Now. That was funny

Steve N Sal · 05-04-2012, 05:07 AM

! You started my day off with a good laugh.

TAZ · 05-04-2012, 05:17 AM

Now that's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

Dunner · 05-04-2012, 05:32 AM

Dunner's not always a jerk.

**CLIFFTALL** · 05-04-2012, 05:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunner

Dunner's not always a jerk.

Who says?

Dunner · 05-04-2012, 05:43 AM

Alright Cliffy, You're already on my list. Not sayin' which one, but keep it up and I may have to move you to another one.

Remember what you got for Xmas last year? Keep it up and you may not get it this year, or you may get another one.

LadyFitz... · 05-04-2012, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunner

Alright Cliffy, You're already on my list...

The Specilized High Intensity Training list?

Dunner · 05-04-2012, 08:07 AM

I only had to read that once Fitz...

Wayne M · 05-04-2012, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunner

Dunner's not always a jerk.

Pat, pat, pat, pat your own back.

Doesn't your arm get tired reaching way back there?

Dunner · 05-04-2012, 08:51 AM

It hurts at times, but doesn't happen too often. My lower back? That's a different story. It hurts from kicking myself in the butt too many times.

**CLIFFTALL** · 05-04-2012, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Wayne M

Pat, pat, pat, pat your own back.

Doesn't your arm get tired reaching way back there?

His shoulders are bruised. It will be an honor having you along side me on his " specialized" list. There 's plenty of room for anyone else who cares to get on Dunner's case. HEE HEE