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3810brad · 08-31-2013, 06:41 PM

Well thought id tell one on myself cause to funny to keep to myself. .well i live and drive log truck in the north olympic pennisulia and a few weeks ago i got to the logging site around 4:30 am and the very first thing my boss handed me was a packit for a random drug test. .great ,i dont do drugs but i hate haveing to fool with it but whatever part of the game. so anyway i go ahead and get loaded and start heading out of the woods and bango i start haveing engine trouble (real high pitch squeel out of air cleaners) great just lost a turbo on my c16 cat engine so i limp it to port angeles my destination, get unloaded and take it to the shop ,while the mechanics are working on truck i borrow the owners pickup to go down town to do my drug screening . I walk into this joint do the paper work and the cute little redhead takes me back to the rest room to do my thing,she tells me to fill above line and sit it on counter when im done .ok got it. .well things didnt quit go right ,i filled it above the line ok but when i was removeing little cup with LIP ON IT i caught it on the button of the flap of my jeans and flipped it out of my hands ,that little sucker went straight in the air and come down and hit corner of toilet ,its amazing how big a mess it made, it first splashed down the front of me soaked my jeans and one of my georgia boot romeos ,splashed on walls floor etc. . ..jeepers what the hell ,now what do i do im thinking with amazment so out the door i go to get the same little redhead, that doesnt look to happy to see me at this point and tell what ive done,this little redheaded she devil made me go sit in the lobby drink two glasses of water and wait twenty minutes to retake the test (red faced,pissed off and pissed on ) thats what i did! Darn i hate mondays. .lol

TeJay · 08-31-2013, 06:46 PM

I guess there was nobody else in the office to help you refill the cup ?????

It really helps to laugh at yourself and there is nothing wrong with that. I could write a book but I won't.

TeJay

99-Am.Star · 08-31-2013, 07:04 PM

Laughing ay yourself is better than going into a rant and rave session. That will only
embarrass worse. You did the right thing, have a good laugh and forget it. Worse things can happen. (Don't ask me how I know.)

monkey · 08-31-2013, 07:26 PM

LOL !!! I can laugh at that !! I have thought about "spilling the cup" everytime I go for one of those !! One time last year the 'stupidvisor' forgot to tell me about the "random" when I got in in the morning, (I drive for a large freight company) , so I went at work, then had to drink bunches of water, they wouldn't let me take the "test" at the drug screen place for almost 2 hours... I only got paid for one hour... I was Mad !!!

3810brad · 08-31-2013, 07:31 PM

Ya now that im getting older i find myself laughing at my dumb manuevers more and more.well friends injoy your long weekend and god bless . .gotta go my wash huskies are about to fire off the new season. .Go Dawgs!

monkey · 08-31-2013, 09:04 PM

Yes it's always good to be able to laugh !! You have a good weekend also ! I'll enjoy our extra day off work !!

slickest1 · 08-31-2013, 10:40 PM

I have had to do that and had a good laugh at your post. They say poop happens but so does pee.

RRR · 09-01-2013, 09:22 AM

The company I work for sends us to a clinic located in a North Portland (Oregon) truck stop. Trust me if that ever happened to me the battle ax that does the collections, well I don't want to think about it.

When she splits the samples she never wears gloves, just pours away. No hand wash or anything. Then hands you her pen to sign the paperwork.

Now in over fourty years in a truck I have been known to water a few tires so one time I "accidentally" got a fair amount on the outside of the container. Didn't change her ways any but she isn't there any longer.

monkey · 09-01-2013, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RRR

The company I work for sends us to a clinic located in a North Portland (Oregon) truck stop. Trust me if that ever happened to me the battle ax that does the collections, well I don't want to think about it.

When she splits the samples she never wears gloves, just pours away. No hand wash or anything. Then hands you her pen to sign the paperwork.

Now in over fourty years in a truck I have been known to water a few tires so one time I "accidentally" got a fair amount on the outside of the container. Didn't change her ways any but she isn't there any longer.

Thats BAD !!!

The place we go makes you wash your hands first, empty your pockets, they wear gloves, then you wash afterwards... I have no problem with it as long as you get there when they open at 7am.. Get paid an hour to do something I had to do anyway !!